Juju goes to work and other rare phenomenon: November 6 2005

Hi To All in Kiwiland,


Welcome to "the week that was" another enthrallingepisode of the goings on of Toronto Pip and his Trusty sidekick [or should that be gusty, use your imagination] Mississauga Juju.

I have come to the realisation that although my weekly jejune missives are worthy of a Pulitzer prize no one wants to read a novel [or has the time to] which is sad really as I believe some are taking it all a bit to seriously [life that is]. That's enough about that.

Anyhow, I spent last week working in Vancouver and Victoria Island. It was great, it rained the whole time and was very much like home [weather wise]. I also meet an Australian couple [oldies in there 50's] who were in the process of starting up a brewery. Unfortunately they had son's not daughters, so my dream of living out a Rodney Rude song went up in smoke. You know the one, " Do you ???? on first dates", "Does your dad own brewery", "can I feel your t?ts or will you show em to me". That will get Mum
going so I'll end it there. It was a good weeks work, very fulfilling.

Julie is working [you can pick yourself up now] in a cook book shop, of course as only Juju can, it is the one that is a Toronto Icon that everybody knows. Its not uncommon for people to come in and spend $1000 on cook books. The shop also hosts book launches and all the Canadian chefs frequent the shop looking for inspiration [so I turn up regularily]. I of course have been there on the odd occasion so I have told a few of them how to roast a joint, yes roast not smoke [never been much into that], unlike some of you??? [you know who you are].

Anyway that's enough for now, as I know you will all be shutting off.

One other thing, as you may be aware we live in an area in Toronto that is between the flash part and the gay part of Toronto. I was playing pool with some of the locals, in this case girls [I think you call them lesbians], who laughed their t??s off with my gay dinosaurs joke. The one where archaeologists find bones of obvious gay dino's, so they named the male one megasorearse & the female one licalotapus?

Where was I heading with this. Oh yes anyway these girls know Helen Clark [if you know what I mean, one has had an audience with her] they can't understand why she just doesn't admit it.

I was on the train the other day, and in the car with me was an Australian bloke, a hot Canadian blond, and an old lady. We went through a tunnel and in the dark there was a loud smack. When back in the light the Australian had a red mark on his face. So the old lady thought that in the tunnel the Australian had groped the blond, so she had hit him. The blond thought that in the dark the Australian had tried to grope her, missed and got the old lady who promptly smacked him. The Australian thought that in the dark I had groped
the blond she had tried to hit me, missed and got him.

All I can say, is, I hope another tunnel comes soon so I can smack the Australian again.

Love to all,

Toronto Pip.