Sunday, September 16, 2007

Naughty 40 trip to TPC Sawgrass






Playing golf at TPC (Tour Players Championship) Sawgrass in Florida.

Stunning golf course and a real buzz to play such at beautifully manicured course. Pip managed to keep his ball dry on the famous 17th island green while mine danced elegantly off the back into the drink.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Monday, June 4, 2007

Jim Bob, JFK (the airport) and Newark (the airport) June 4 2007

We all flew in to Newark and went to Princeton for Allies graduation there. Went canoeing great fun.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

NYC, Washington DC and Jersey Shore Delights: April 18 2007

Trip to NYC, Washington and Jersey Shore great fun, visiting old and new friends. Mac along for the ride. Spring has sprung though we got snow and cherry blossoms in Washington DC.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Cummuting to NYC and other contentious places: January 25 2007

Kia ora to all back home in NZ,




It is I Toronto Pip, no I mean NYPD (New York Pip

Dept), oh I have no idea who I am.

Currently I am commuting to New York every week from

Toronto. So it is down on Monday morn & back Friday

evening, as you can guess the "banshee" is not overly

happy with these arrangements... I can assure you it

is not such a great arrangement for me either...not

enough jiggy jiggy.



Here is last weeks flying adventure...

Limo picks me up at 4am (yes limo, or town car as they

call them up here) the early hour due to the fact that

it is an international flight. Check in, no luggage

only carry on. Sit in seat at 6.15am, taxi out while

looking at snow storm dumping about 6 inches of snow

on the wing??? We de-ice which takes about 15 Min's,

then taxi to take off, pilot not happy so back to

gate...Back out to de-ice at 7.45am, this time there

is a queue, wait another 30Min's...De-ice and taxi to

join a 20min queue...Pilot announces that flight has

been cancelled due to ice rain and the plane is not

rated for flying in ice-rain. In many ways this is

rather comforting...We de-plane & there is the normal

stampede to the gate to re-book. We seasoned

traveller's stay in our seats and hit the Continental

re-dial button and re-book on the 10.30 flight with

which we are told to go to gate 9 to collect boarding

passes, 75 people do not go into 40 seats. Stroll up

to the gate and wait patiently at back of queue. They

announce that flight is full, however could Pip Wood ,

John Smith etc etc please come and collect their

boarding passes. The looks we get are hostile to say

the least...Finally we take off...have 25Min's of

horrendous turbulence and arrive in Newark at 2.14pm.

Friday, limo picks me up at 5.15pm to drive to

airport, big queues as it is Friday, 8.15pm flight

back to Toronto...it starts to snow horizontally...we

board as per usual and push back on time at 8pm...taxi

out to be de-iced, with pilot saying we are on time

and will be taking off shortly after this

process...then announces that we are 39th in the

queue...2 hrs later we de-ice...taxi...and take

off...arrive in Toronto at 12.30am Sat...oh the joys

of living the life of an international business

person.

This week I chose to travel to Washington DC where I

had 2 important meetings. One was with the govt

contract dept...once you get in here and are on the

list...it means every project that is a govt funded

one...your product is specified automatically.

The next meeting was at the FBI headquarters in

DC...of course I was there on the day that George Baby

was having his State of The Nation speech...everybody

in law enforcement was on high alert...we were

visiting a very high tech area that was

CLASSIFIED...our product has been installed because of

its anti-static qualities...it was an experience...we

were x-rayed twice (this only showed up my hand

gun)...patted down twice (I pretend to enjoy that a

little to much)...no cell phones or any electronic

devices (what I can't use my spy camera in here)...I

tried to get on one of the computers to see what dirt

they had on me but alas I failed...as soon as you move

from where you are supposed to be someone in a blue

suit appears from no where...I wasn't even able to

keep my FBI visitors pass...When we left the building

I couldn't help but say "he's got a gun" loudly just

to get a reaction... apparently they don't fall for

that one anymore...

I was deposited on the pavement by two guys in blue

suits...what is it with the FBI and blue suits...



Oh god it's Super Bowl in a few weeks...I had to endue

a semi-final the other night...what a stupid game...it

takes 3 hrs to play a game of 4 x 20min

quarters...There was a game of rugby also playing but

trying to explain how real men play sport to this lot

is a waste of time...when the rugby game had finished

they were just finishing the 2nd quarter???



"The She Devil" is of to Paris next week...poor her

eh...we have a friend Robert who takes an apartment

there every year so she can stay for free...his boy

friend (hence Julie going to stay in Paris with our

friend Robert) Gerard is a fantastic & becoming well

known artist...so it gets me out of having to go there

and look at museum's/art galleries & old

buildings...all I want to do is chase French Skirt

(probably why I haven't been invited)...so she can

titter around look at art and fashion with two guys

who understand tittering about looking at art and

fashion...

Montreal (soon to be Manhattan) McGregor will have

some quality time with his dad...when I come down here

to NY he will have to join me...



That's all for now...I will be back soon as I have a

few more tales to tell...

NYPD Pip

Over and out.