She Devil does it again and Indy comes to town : July 12 2005

Hi All,




We'll paint me red and call me rusty,[all the girls

are slim and busty].

I know that its cold [like you know what cold is] and

that its raining & raining [I haven't seen any rain

here since I arrived] but I'm going to have to say it,

shit it's hot here.

We are in another heat wave with the most unbelievable

humidity & heat. The rest of this weeks forecast is

for 35 plus and with the humidity it gets into the

40's. The whole month of July is going to be the same.

[The up side is again the lack of clothing, Toronto is

the capital of the short skirt, [no not mini, shorter]

all good really.

I won't go on but your welcome to it [the weather that

is].



Its been a very busy few weeks for all involved up

here, that's why "the week that was" is running a bit

late [plus your lack of interest & replay's]. Its kind

of hard to know where to start [I will try and keep it

short, not bloody likely].



Now Ju is out of the penitentiary [no thanks to the

save the "Toronto Pip" fund, not very impressed with

the lack of donations]. By order of Pip she is not

allowed to drive, as our insurance is now $1000 per

month.

Now she is trying to give me a heart attack [and not

just with the heat and all the jiggy jiggy] but with

talk of getting a job [oh look there's a pig flying

past the window].



Moira & Paul [Ju's parents] are coming up for the

month of September and we can't wait to see friendly

family & known faces [oh and its my birthday on the

2nd Sept, Moira & Paul??]

I can't see anything happening before that [with the

job thingy that is, will keep you posted].



However she is painting again and its all good stuff

[more of the Maori series, which I have been blessing

with a naked Pip war dance so its all kosher, this

along with the Haka has generally kept the apartment

building across the way more than occupied] Even naked

guy has given up as he can't compete with that [and

the Haka].



"She who must be obeyed" has been looking at doing

some Inuit [or aborigines as they call them up here,

local indian art, oh dare god help me],

"She Devil" is also building a web-site. As soon as

its up we will let you all know [the web-site that is,

sicko].



We are off to Montreal on Wednesday [I think I can

squeeze a few days work in] so of course the whole

damn family will come for the ride [its great how you

can take your dogs everywhere hotels etc], it makes

taking the whole family on business a pleasure [yeah

really it does, promise].



Ju is going up to the cottage for a girls weekend [I

have requested photo's, if you know what I mean?] Yes

the cottage, sweetie darling, pop the bubble Patsy, it

didn't take her long to get into that scene.



I of course will be having a boys weekend at home in

Toronto [boys weekend takes on a whole new meaning in

our neighbourhood, there won't be any photo's here]. I

will take McGregor for a walk in the posh part of town

and try and look lost & sad and see if I can't get an

invite to a f...ing cottage myself.



The rugby was great to watch, we couldn't get it live

at home, but were only an hour or so behind so not so

bad, [I have had great fun pointing out to the poms

around here what the scores have been].

And yes it was a tackle with no arms, but you need to

harden up and understand, [that it is a form of

polynesian massage].

And they need to harden up, [yes, Tana does look like

the predator {from the movie}] however they should be

grateful we haven't got a whole team of him, [oh shit

we nearly do].

So just harden up and head back to Brittan, bleat,

moan, cry foul [whoops I just dropped the soap, don't

do that Sir Clive its most unhygienic, tally ho with

lashings of ginger beer rah rah, jolly old hockey

sticks Johnny.

Haven't had biff yet but am looking forward to the

opportunity, its been a while. [variety is the spice

of live, or so I keep telling the she devil]. Have

joined the local Rugby club and can't wait to run on

for the Toronto Nomads [or is it the Toronto I must be

mads] may even take on a junior team and help out,

we'll see.



Ju's new nickname is drop-crash [she has managed to

drop and smash most of our stuff we bought up from NZ,

she is however very sad about this] today she dropped

the jug with which we make our iced tea [yes iced tea,

we drink ice tea , you have a problem with it, then

bring it on].

Then tonight she dropped the bottle of wine [you can

imagine my reaction, it was like someone had shot me]

we had just bought [a fruity little french white] well

2 litres actually, needless to say McGregor was most

upset when I hit the deck and started to drink [I

think he thought I as after his dinner].



Oh yes, for those of you at the local back home,

especially you Euan, I have broken the no hands

drinking record, a stonking 8 seconds with a pint of

"The Gold" Killkenny's. [for those who don't know,

this consists of sculling a pint with your hands

behind your back and you have to pick the glass up

with your teeth only and scull, with no spillage. I

have become quite a hit at "Scallywags" and am trying

to sell the rights. It will be a TV show before you

know it, Toronto Pip presents "Beer Factor" [Mum you

must be proud].

There is a local here who can do a 2 second with hands

scull but he is a pom and has to harden up, he can't

get to grips with my method.



Crikey, its past 10.30pm and the sun just went down

[well it will be back at 4.30am] so can't f...king

wait, more heat.



We had the Indy car race here in Toronto this weekend,

what a show, what a race, what a noise, and the F18

fly by was just insane. They came over the top at

about 500 ft, [just about crapped my self] you just

hear this distant scream/whistle then the next thing

they are over you and BOOM they are gone with

afterburners glowing red. You could tune into there

radio chatter which made for enlightening listening.

Picture this, They came over us downtown Toronto and

within 2 mins were at Niagara 200 plus K's away, then

they turned back, blasted past us again and 5 mins

later 400km were back home in Ottawa in time to crack

a Molson and watch the start of the race.

It was so hot which was probably why all the young

ladies were decked out in body paint, [oh I think you

are getting burnt, would you like me to rub lotion on

those]. We had great day, even petrol head Juju.



That's all for now, so come on you guys give me a

little heads up on whats happening back with you in

Gods Own.



Love to all,

Toronto Pip.