Hi All,
We'll paint me red and call me rusty,[all the girls
are slim and busty].
I know that its cold [like you know what cold is] and
that its raining & raining [I haven't seen any rain
here since I arrived] but I'm going to have to say it,
shit it's hot here.
We are in another heat wave with the most unbelievable
humidity & heat. The rest of this weeks forecast is
for 35 plus and with the humidity it gets into the
40's. The whole month of July is going to be the same.
[The up side is again the lack of clothing, Toronto is
the capital of the short skirt, [no not mini, shorter]
all good really.
I won't go on but your welcome to it [the weather that
is].
Its been a very busy few weeks for all involved up
here, that's why "the week that was" is running a bit
late [plus your lack of interest & replay's]. Its kind
of hard to know where to start [I will try and keep it
short, not bloody likely].
Now Ju is out of the penitentiary [no thanks to the
save the "Toronto Pip" fund, not very impressed with
the lack of donations]. By order of Pip she is not
allowed to drive, as our insurance is now $1000 per
month.
Now she is trying to give me a heart attack [and not
just with the heat and all the jiggy jiggy] but with
talk of getting a job [oh look there's a pig flying
past the window].
Moira & Paul [Ju's parents] are coming up for the
month of September and we can't wait to see friendly
family & known faces [oh and its my birthday on the
2nd Sept, Moira & Paul??]
I can't see anything happening before that [with the
job thingy that is, will keep you posted].
However she is painting again and its all good stuff
[more of the Maori series, which I have been blessing
with a naked Pip war dance so its all kosher, this
along with the Haka has generally kept the apartment
building across the way more than occupied] Even naked
guy has given up as he can't compete with that [and
the Haka].
"She who must be obeyed" has been looking at doing
some Inuit [or aborigines as they call them up here,
local indian art, oh dare god help me],
"She Devil" is also building a web-site. As soon as
its up we will let you all know [the web-site that is,
sicko].
We are off to Montreal on Wednesday [I think I can
squeeze a few days work in] so of course the whole
damn family will come for the ride [its great how you
can take your dogs everywhere hotels etc], it makes
taking the whole family on business a pleasure [yeah
really it does, promise].
Ju is going up to the cottage for a girls weekend [I
have requested photo's, if you know what I mean?] Yes
the cottage, sweetie darling, pop the bubble Patsy, it
didn't take her long to get into that scene.
I of course will be having a boys weekend at home in
Toronto [boys weekend takes on a whole new meaning in
our neighbourhood, there won't be any photo's here]. I
will take McGregor for a walk in the posh part of town
and try and look lost & sad and see if I can't get an
invite to a f...ing cottage myself.
The rugby was great to watch, we couldn't get it live
at home, but were only an hour or so behind so not so
bad, [I have had great fun pointing out to the poms
around here what the scores have been].
And yes it was a tackle with no arms, but you need to
harden up and understand, [that it is a form of
polynesian massage].
And they need to harden up, [yes, Tana does look like
the predator {from the movie}] however they should be
grateful we haven't got a whole team of him, [oh shit
we nearly do].
So just harden up and head back to Brittan, bleat,
moan, cry foul [whoops I just dropped the soap, don't
do that Sir Clive its most unhygienic, tally ho with
lashings of ginger beer rah rah, jolly old hockey
sticks Johnny.
Haven't had biff yet but am looking forward to the
opportunity, its been a while. [variety is the spice
of live, or so I keep telling the she devil]. Have
joined the local Rugby club and can't wait to run on
for the Toronto Nomads [or is it the Toronto I must be
mads] may even take on a junior team and help out,
we'll see.
Ju's new nickname is drop-crash [she has managed to
drop and smash most of our stuff we bought up from NZ,
she is however very sad about this] today she dropped
the jug with which we make our iced tea [yes iced tea,
we drink ice tea , you have a problem with it, then
bring it on].
Then tonight she dropped the bottle of wine [you can
imagine my reaction, it was like someone had shot me]
we had just bought [a fruity little french white] well
2 litres actually, needless to say McGregor was most
upset when I hit the deck and started to drink [I
think he thought I as after his dinner].
Oh yes, for those of you at the local back home,
especially you Euan, I have broken the no hands
drinking record, a stonking 8 seconds with a pint of
"The Gold" Killkenny's. [for those who don't know,
this consists of sculling a pint with your hands
behind your back and you have to pick the glass up
with your teeth only and scull, with no spillage. I
have become quite a hit at "Scallywags" and am trying
to sell the rights. It will be a TV show before you
know it, Toronto Pip presents "Beer Factor" [Mum you
must be proud].
There is a local here who can do a 2 second with hands
scull but he is a pom and has to harden up, he can't
get to grips with my method.
Crikey, its past 10.30pm and the sun just went down
[well it will be back at 4.30am] so can't f...king
wait, more heat.
We had the Indy car race here in Toronto this weekend,
what a show, what a race, what a noise, and the F18
fly by was just insane. They came over the top at
about 500 ft, [just about crapped my self] you just
hear this distant scream/whistle then the next thing
they are over you and BOOM they are gone with
afterburners glowing red. You could tune into there
radio chatter which made for enlightening listening.
Picture this, They came over us downtown Toronto and
within 2 mins were at Niagara 200 plus K's away, then
they turned back, blasted past us again and 5 mins
later 400km were back home in Ottawa in time to crack
a Molson and watch the start of the race.
It was so hot which was probably why all the young
ladies were decked out in body paint, [oh I think you
are getting burnt, would you like me to rub lotion on
those]. We had great day, even petrol head Juju.
That's all for now, so come on you guys give me a
little heads up on whats happening back with you in
Gods Own.
Love to all,
Toronto Pip.
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