Hi All,
Welcome to another "the week that was", full of the
enthralling, exciting, and the sometimes unbelievable
adventures of Toronto Pip and his trusty [or should
that be crusty] side-kick Mississauga Juju.
As you may be aware I have the "outlaws" [parents in
law for you slow ones] up here visiting, so as you can
imagine I am on my best behaviour, "yer right". With
the oldies up here, as well as Juju's parents, the
touring around is a bit interesting, early dinners,
mashed food, loud talking [I've never had a problem in
that department] etc, and that's just for Julie, it
makes for some interesting evenings. I was going to
take Paul to he "Brass Rail" [a quality
establishment], however I didn't want to have a heart
attack on my hands so canned that tour.
As you are probably all aware on the 2nd of Sept I
turned over yet another year [with another year some
hoped that I would grow up, mature, etc, however that
just seems so boring]. For those of you who
remembered, thank you for your emails, kind words, and
caring anecdotes etc. For those of you who didn't, you
should be ashamed of yourselves, however you can
redeem all by sending a substantial donation to the
Toronto Pip Fund [a none profit organisation set up
for re-hydration [drinking], meeting new acquaintances
[chasing local wildlife], food distribution [eating],
fitness [watching sport at the local bar]. All
donations are tax deductible and can be sent to the TD
Canadian Trust Bank Toronto, [just use Toronto Pip as
the reference, they know who I am].
As I have always said;
" Life should not be a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well
preserved body"
"But rather to Skid in sideways, Rum in one hand,
Viagra in the other, body thoroughly worn out and
screaming "yee ha" WHAT A RIDE!
We just had our last long weekend for the year which
means we are on the downward slide into winter and yes
you guessed it, we went to a lake [yes a lake] for the
weekend. We drove north with the "outlaws" and went up
to the well known "Muskoka area" [cottage country] as
we drove I acted as tour guide pointing out points of
interest on the way [blonds, brunettes, etc], as well
as noting the Canadian wildlife [blonds, redheads,
etc]. Needless to say "outlaw Paul" enjoyed this very
much.
We stayed at a very nice place right on "Gull Lake"
yes another ....... lake! "Outlaw Moira" enjoyed this.
We took a lake tour of "Muskoka" on an old steam
vessel, a "grand old girl with great heritage" the
boat had some history as well.
I of course made straight for the engine room and made
friends with the engineer and set about giving him
pointers and advise on how to make the steam engine
more efficient, more powerful, more steamy? The guy
who stoked the fire was not impressed with my asking
if it was hot enough for him, or should we throw a few
more shovels of coal on for good measure. The scary
thing was that "she who must be obeyed" didn't even
break a sweat????
Then I made my way up to the bridge to ask if I could
take the wheel, dock it back at the wharf. I flashed
my New Zealand drivers license to make as if I was
officially a steam boat driver, after some discussion
we all agreed that the police would sort it all out
when we got back to port.
It didn't help matters when I went "forward" [that's a
boat term] and did my Titanic impersonation hanging of
the "bow" [another nautical term] and yelled "I'm on
top of the world" I explained to the police that it
was my birthday yesterday, and that I was touring with
the "banshee" [wife] and the "outlaws", this was a
BIG mistake as the police automatically realised I was
obviously delusional as anyone touring with his "wife"
and the "outlaws" could NOT be on top of the world.
We then travelled further north, past more ..... lakes
to "Algonquin National Park" unbelievable mass of land
with the most fantastic wildlife [actual]
conservation, canoeing etc.
I went bear hunting [or was that beer hunting] all I
could come up with was a chipmunk and a skunk
[unfortunately not a skank] [ask a young person you
oldies]??
Then we looked for some Moose, I am kind of glad we
didn't find one as they are huge animals. Its no
wonder you are kind of buggered if you hit one. I'll
send some photos if I can soon.
The park had an amazing visitors centre which
explained the history of the park, had great displays,
etc. We also had a great bush walk.
Then down to another lake called "Scugog". The
township is wonderful and has great shops etc, its the
only place that has shops like home.
Then down to Lake Ontario where I had a swim next to
the nuclear power plant. If I start to develop extra
body parts I'll send photo's and leave them to
science. Then back to Toronto for some well earned
rest. And back to work after a relaxing weekend.
This week Thursday I have to go to Chicago so I will
drive the "she devil & the "outlaws" to Niagara and
then fly from Buffalo to Chicago. Then join them for
Friday night, then on Saturday visit "Marine Land"
where they have Orca's you can kiss and Beluga Whales.
I may have a nudge at going over the falls in a
barrel, there is good money in it if you survive. So
that will be some ammunition for the next week that
was.
Catch up with you all soon.
Love
Toronto Pip
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