Hi All,
From The Winter-less North, that is Toronto, welcome
to "the week that was".
Another action packed, enchanting, riveting and
totally absorbing adventure of Toronto Pip and his
trusty [or should that be busty] side-kick [its better
than drop-kick] Mississauga Juju. Plus the temporary
[thank god] appearance of the "Outlaws", dan dan dan
dannnnn [picture this with dramatic music].
The mention of the winter-less north, has been thrown
in early on as normally talking about the weather is
both boring and generally puts people to sleep. I
don't mean to harp on but when will the heat stop???
Its hovering around the early 30's still, and quite
frankly I just wish it would piss of and start
snowing, however you have to be careful of what
company you are in when you mention this, as some
Ontarians take it all a bit seriously.
Well the "outlaws" have been here for two weeks [feels
like months], and its been amazing [really it is], its
amazing that there hasn't been a murder. Anyway Ju and
the "outlaws" have been exploring Toronto during the
day, then after work tour guide "Toronto Pip" kicks
in, this makes for some interesting, relaxing &
tranquil trips in the car during rush hour when 2
million people are trying to get home, [quick pass the
pepto bismol, or should that be pips-live-is-dismal].
Well on Friday we went to Niagara on the Lake, this is
a small town about 15-20 mins from the actual falls.
It is an absolutely stunning setting, with grand old
things everywhere [and not just "outlaw Paul & Moira"
but the "evil witch" also] I mean all colonial houses,
and the main street and its flowers are spectacular
[oh god I've caught outlawitis, send help, send money,
send anything, send something].
We stayed at a 200 hundred year old B&B which was just
out of town, in a peach orchard and next to all the
Niagara vineyards [good eh]. We were allowed to take
McGregor which was good and he and the farm dog Max
the Alsatian got on well, not so good with the
farmhouse pussy [cat, you sicko] Hannibal, at least I
think it was a cat, it was this Hairy & Fluffy thing
that moved from time to time. It certainly wasn't a
hairless chawawa, or a fine haired Siamese [like all
pussies should be??].
Friday afternoon [late] we drove 15 mins to the falls
[Niagara Falls you slow ones], you know just popped in
to have a look and watch the sun go down. Then back
into town for dinner.
Saturday we hit the vineyards, [the 3 major ones]. I
of course gravitated, no headed straight to the
tasting rooms, while "she devil" as per usual got to
know all about the architecture, the wine, the people,
etc etc. Me with all the tact in the world put on an
Aussie accent, and behaved like Russel Crowe, and
explained that they had no idea how to make red wine &
which tasting room is free. I had to be careful though
as the drink drive laws up here are pretty strict [You
can't drive home slightly tipsy [blind drunk] like
back at home.
Then Saturday afternoon we headed back towards the
falls, and walked around the botanical gardens, [help
me please], then to the butterfly house [really, help
me]. It was actually astonishingly beautiful, and I
have never seen butterfly's like it, and some of the
moths were the size of a football [helllllpppppp
meeeeeeee].
I got severely reprimanded in the gift shop when I
announced why in hell did they not sell butterfly nets
or bug spray?
Then back to Niagara Falls, [why, because we could]?
Then around the river and up to look at Lake Eerie and
over the Peace Bridge to Buffalo USA, big mistake,
there had been some Hispanic march or something so I
had to call into the local gun store and buy "the
banshee" & "outlaws" bullet proof vests, then teach
"outlaw Paul" how to use the Beretta and "outlaw
Moira" the pump action shotty while I zig zagged our
way back to the Rainbow Bridge and back onto Canadian
soil [thank god].
Then back to Toronto. "Outlaw & Ju have gone up to
P.E.I [Price Edward Island] Anne of Green Gables
country, "outlaw Paul's" ancestors came from there so
good for Paul and of course he has the walking
encyclopedia [she who knows all] Juju with him, so
they should have a great time.
I of course am batching for 4 days with McGregor [what
can we get up to???]. So he and I will walk the
streets trying to spot actors. We have the Toronto
Film Festival" in town so there are celeb's
everywhere. I have so far en counted [seen up
close]Pierce Bronson [looks alright], Madonna [not
flash in the flesh], Val Kilmer [you girls would like
him], and Charlize Theron [oh yer baby, huminer
huminer].
So I will use the next few days to relax and catch up
with some sleep [yer right]
Anyway that's all for now, I am of to Chicago [on my
own] again next week as well as Montreal with the
"outlaws", and then the following week to Calgary and
Edmonton, Alberta and if I can fit it in Vancouver. So
that will make for some good up and coming issues of
"the week that was".
Love to all,
Toronto Pip
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